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you're going to come to the World Cup in 2018?

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Diana
May 31, 2018

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Suche Brieffreund
Hallo hat jemand aus England oder USA lust mit mir zu kommunizieren,dann schreib mich doch einfach mal an. Würde mich sehr freuen!!!

Language pair: German; English

Simone
May 31, 2018

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Latest: June 9, 2018

Re:How to ask for dating politely
"Would you go out with me?"

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Alex S.
May 29, 2018

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Re:Re:British jokes (or American, Australian... Just jokes in english)
What noise annoys an oyster?

A chew! (Like the sound of someone sneezing)

Not a very good joke :S Here's a better one:

An astronaut visits a remote planet and meets intelligent alien life. As two aliens make him visit their city, he notices something about the population and asks the two aliens about it:
"I noticed that people around here sometimes laugh after someone told them a number. I don't understand what makes them laugh.
- Oh, it's simple," answers one of them. "We, aliens, like to tell each other jokes. But sometimes they're too long to tell and some of us have tight schedules. So we numbered all the existing jokes, and instead of telling the whole story, we just say the associated number so that the other person remembers the joke and laughs. It's shorter this way. It's easy, you should try!
- Eh, ok... 11632?
- Hahaha! This is so funny! I had never heard this joke before!"

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Alec
May 28, 2018

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Latest: May 28, 2018

Re:I need to impove english speaking. is there anyone threre?
I can help you :)

Language pair: Persian (Farsi, Dari, Hazaragi); English

Harry V.
May 25, 2018

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Latest: May 25, 2018

Re:I need to impove english speaking. is there anyone threre?
I am ready to help you :)
I want to improve my English significantly for 1 year!

Language pair: Persian (Farsi, Dari, Hazaragi); English

Eugene Y.
May 22, 2018

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Latest: May 25, 2018

Re:British jokes (or American, Australian... Just jokes in english)
I have one:

What part of the car is the laziest?

The wheels, because they are always tired!

Haha, I know, awful but it gets me to chuckle every time

Language pair: English;

Jose C.
May 19, 2018

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Latest: May 28, 2018

Re:British jokes (or American, Australian... Just jokes in english)
You've got a good one.
How about this:

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Matt
May 14, 2018

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Latest: May 28, 2018

I need to impove english speaking. is there anyone threre?
I would be thankful if someone helps me with the English language.

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Reza
May 14, 2018

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Latest: May 25, 2018

How to ask for dating politely
How to ask for a date in English and French

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Mujeeb A.
May 9, 2018

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