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I think I will humor you guys with a joke since this forum is being mobbed by other 'stuff'.

Anyways, I'll start with a simple joke for the less speaking english people out there. ((This will relate to America))

Question:
What Black and white and Red all over?

Answer:

A newspaper!

Question:

What does Michael Jackson and Barbie have in common?

Answer:

They are both made of plastic.

TADA!! Two jokes! the last one was more for the people in America so that this post would give hopefully everyone a laugh.

P.S. Please pardon my spelling.

Language pair: English;

Tokiryu R.
October 30, 2007

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Language pair: Chinese, Cantonese; English

Óñæ¿ µ.
October 29, 2007

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hay ~~
hay..everyone...
i am a native Chinese speaker in Kaohsiung (Taiwan)...
and i can speak English fluently...
i would like to meet some friends here...
and practice my English or French..
it will be great to meet u guys ~~
by the way, i am an easy-going girl...haha

Language pair: English;

Shen y.
October 29, 2007

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Latest: October 31, 2007

Let's help to each other!!!
Do you want to learn Russian? I can can help you with great pleasure! I'd like to find a nice friend to help me in learning English.

Language pair: English;

Inna S.
October 29, 2007

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Latest: November 2, 2007

hello
hi this is Janet.. i speak english and spanish fluently but i am interested in learning portuguese. if anyone can help me pleaase send me a message or contact me.. i'm new to this

Language pair: English; Portuguese

Janet G.
October 29, 2007

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Re:Re:I would like to meet new people and have lots of penpals
Salut ! je m'appelle Cécile. Je suis français et j'aimerais beaucoup apprendre l'anglais. Ca te dis qu'on se parle ?

Language pair: French; English

Cécile
October 28, 2007

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Latest: October 28, 2007

I need practice english
hi, I need practice english. Who would practice with me ?bye.

Language pair: English;

jaime p.
October 28, 2007

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Latest: November 20, 2007

Re:Hello,anybody can share English,German and Italian learning with me?
Italian thank you = Grazie, and since the letter Z makes a ts sound like in TSunami -- it sounds (GRAh-tsee)

Hope I've helped :)

-Christopher

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Christopher G.
October 28, 2007

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Latest: October 28, 2007

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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin

Ð» Ò.
October 28, 2007

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Re:Re:Wazzup Yoh!!!
hello i'm frenc..

Language pair: English; Filipino (Tagalog)

anissa
October 27, 2007

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