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Voulez vous correspondre avec un Français du sud ouest de la France ?
Bonjour, je suis un homme marié de 58 ans ne parlant malheureusement que le français. Je recherche un ou une correspondante Tibétain (e) ou Chinois (e) pour échanger point de vue, généalogie, ésotérisme, paranormal, astronomie, vie pratique, gastronomie et autres sujets. Je suis un homme simple, courtois et demande la réciproque. Merci et mes salutations

Language pair: French; French
Dwijas C.
September 2, 2007

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parler francais
Salut je suis une fille españole et parle francais un peu j'aimerais beaucoup practiquer plus..Je peux t'áider avec l'español Bientôt

Language pair: Spanish; French
Paloma
September 1, 2007

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Latest: September 4, 2007
Re:LET'S PRACTISE FRENCH AND ENGLISH TOGETHER~~!
Hello emma wu!!!
How are you?? I would love to learn french so it would be great if we could exchange our languages. I am not a gold member though but i am on myspace and facebook.

message me back if you can,
Thank you

xxxxx

Bonjour wu d'emma ! ! ! Comment allez-vous ? ? J'aimerais apprendre le français ainsi il serait grand si nous pourrions échanger nos langues.

Language pair: French; English
lori
August 28, 2007

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Latest: September 2, 2007
Re:LET'S PRACTISE FRENCH AND ENGLISH TOGETHER~~!
Hello emma wu!!!
How are you?? I would love to learn french so it would be great if we could exchange our languages. I am not a gold member though but i am on myspace and facebook.

message me back if you can,
Thank you

xxxxx

Bonjour wu d'emma ! ! ! Comment allez-vous ? ? J'aimerais apprendre le français ainsi il serait grand si nous pourrions échanger nos langues.

Language pair: French; English
lori
August 28, 2007

# Msgs: 4
Latest: September 2, 2007
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
Quote:-

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies", he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."


Language pair: English; French
Jessica
August 28, 2007

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salut!
Salut
Je suis nouvelle sur ce site et je souhaite m'améliorer en anglais...ma langue maternelle est le francais.Je serais ravie de pouvoir vous aider...je ne peu pas envoyer des e-mails donc j'attends les votres...:)
merci d'avance

Language pair: French; English
louise t.
August 27, 2007

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LET'S PRACTISE FRENCH AND ENGLISH TOGETHER~~!
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

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I'd like to pefect my English and practise my French~I'd like to talk with whoever want to practise his/her French or English too!
If u r a native speaker and interested in Cantonese or Mandarin, it's my pleasure to help u with that!
A nice and patient girl is waiting for you!!! check my profile plzzzzz~

Language pair: French; English
Emma W.
August 27, 2007

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Latest: September 2, 2007
LET'S PRACTISE FRENCH AND ENGLISH TOGETHER~~!
I'd like to pefect my English and practise my French~I'd like to talk with whoever want to practise his/her French or English too!
If u r a native speaker and interested in Cantonese or Mandarin, it's my pleasure to help u with that!
A nice and patient girl is waiting for you!!! check my profile plzzzzz~

Language pair: French; English
Emma W.
August 27, 2007

# Msgs: 1

Re:I can teach you arabic and french in exchange italyan or english
Pourquoi pas? Vous pouvez envoyer a jessicloud qui a add avec gxxxx. J'attends.

Language pair: English; French
Jessica
August 24, 2007

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Latest: August 24, 2007
Don't worry about what people think - they don't do it very often.
Hi there, not many "jokes" can be found on this page, so I post a quotation in the Title and a short one below. Hope you enjoy it -

[A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".]

I'm not a gold member so I can't initiate contact, but I would certainly like to learn French and Italian from you. Pls see my profile, cheers!

Language pair: English; French
Jessica
August 22, 2007

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