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hi
hi! my name is naty! we can do both english and french .. im learning french ,, taking class on saturdays ...
i can help with spanish too! :)
i wanna learn ebrew please i love it! toda

Language pair: Spanish; English
naty r.
August 27, 2008

# Msgs: 3
Latest: September 5, 2008
! hola!
Hello everybody! My name is Mary & I want to find new friends, who will help me with my spanish or english.
I can help yuo with russian! Write me! I'm waiting for your massages!

Jokes about Jaimito

- Jaimito, ¿por qué es famoso Colón?
- Por su memoria.
- ¿Por su memoria?
- Sí, porque en su monumento pone: a la memoria de Colón .

- Jaimito, ¿qué hacía Robin Hood?
- Robar a los ricos.
- ¿Por qué?
- Porque a los pobres no podía quitarles nada.



Language pair: Spanish; Russian
Maria
August 26, 2008

# Msgs: 5
Latest: August 29, 2008
Any Japanese native speaker here?
Hello, my name is Morgan and i am 15. I am searching someone who wants learn Spanish, French or practice English and can teach me JAPANESE (better if you're native speaker). For more information you can check my profile. Thanks to read and I wait for your answer! n_n

PS: I'm a hard-working student and a patient teacher ^^.

Other infos: My Spanish level is C2 and my French level is C1

Language pair: Spanish; French
Morgan
August 19, 2008

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Want to Learn Swedish
hey Guys.. what's up! i hope somebody who speaks Swedish and English can help me.. ^^! and i will help you with the Spanish... only want to learn Swedish.. :D because i will love to visit Stockolm and gothemburg (don't know if thats the right way to writed) :P contactme if u want.. :P

I'm a 19 years old Guy.. love metal music.. Psicology, Graphic Design and Photografy :P

Language pair: Spanish; Swedish
Tonny D.
August 19, 2008

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Hello?
hi , I am unworn user...I think...But I need helping , I want which anyone me ensign punjabi and do you speak Spanish , or never mind in English but he will have which utilize the translator jejeje xD thanks
Chau!


Language pair: Spanish; - Other -
Vivian H.
August 19, 2008

# Msgs: 1

Re:a joke
JAJAJA So saad xDDD


Language pair: Spanish; English
Judith H.
August 18, 2008

# Msgs: 2
Latest: August 18, 2008
Re:Re:Hola
¡Hola! Yo te ayudo con español, y pues aunque mi inglés no es malo, nunca está de más practicar. Mándame un PM o algo... T.T no tengo membresía de oro.

Hello! I can help you with Spanish and though my English is not bad, well practicing is never a bad thing. Send me a PM or something... T.T I'm not a goldmemeber...


Language pair: English; Spanish
Judith H.
August 17, 2008

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Latest: February 5, 2009
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Hi my name is Pelayo, i would like to learn more of english, i would teach you spanish! please people of 16-20 years. thanks!

Language pair: Spanish; English
Pelayo
August 14, 2008

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hello everybody!!
hello everybody .. how are you? my name is leonela (neliita)and i love languages i would like to learn french i would appreciate so much your help!! i can help you with your spanish!

i have this joke for you: jejeje

A man was walking along Hietzinger Hauptstrasse near Parkhotel
Schönbrunn when he found a penguin walking along the road.
So he picked it up and took it to the local police station.

He said to the policeman "I found this penguin on Hietzinger
Hauptstrasse, near Parkhotel Schönbrunn. What should I do with it?"

The policeman looked at the man and said "It's obvious what you should
do with it! Take the penguin to Schönbrunn Zoo.

The man said "Of course, I'll take it to the zoo" and he left the police
station with the penguin under his arm.

The next day the policeman was on duty in the city centre when he saw
the man walking along the street with the penguin by his side. The policeman stopped the man and said "I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo?"

The man replied "Yes, I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today I'm taking it to see the Opera House."


Language pair: Spanish; French
leonela
August 13, 2008

# Msgs: 3
Latest: September 28, 2008
learning english and spanish
hi,i am native chinese mom living in niagara region,canada.
i am improving my english and i hope you can help me. i can do delicious chinese food,if you are interested in chinese food and culture, i am the right person.thanks! skype:susan06111

Language pair: English; Spanish
susan w.
August 11, 2008

# Msgs: 1

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