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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies", he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Language pair: English; French
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Jessica
August 28, 2007
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salut!
Salut
Je suis nouvelle sur ce site et je souhaite m'améliorer en anglais...ma langue maternelle est le francais.Je serais ravie de pouvoir vous aider...je ne peu pas envoyer des e-mails donc j'attends les votres...:)
merci d'avance
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Language pair: French; English
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louise t.
August 27, 2007
# Msgs: 1
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LET'S PRACTISE FRENCH AND ENGLISH TOGETHER~~!
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
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I'd like to pefect my English and practise my French~I'd like to talk with whoever want to practise his/her French or English too!
If u r a native speaker and interested in Cantonese or Mandarin, it's my pleasure to help u with that!
A nice and patient girl is waiting for you!!! check my profile plzzzzz~
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Language pair: French; English
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Emma W.
August 27, 2007
# Msgs: 4
Latest: September 2, 2007
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LET'S PRACTISE FRENCH AND ENGLISH TOGETHER~~!
I'd like to pefect my English and practise my French~I'd like to talk with whoever want to practise his/her French or English too!
If u r a native speaker and interested in Cantonese or Mandarin, it's my pleasure to help u with that!
A nice and patient girl is waiting for you!!! check my profile plzzzzz~
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Language pair: French; English
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Emma W.
August 27, 2007
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Donna F.
August 25, 2007
# Msgs: 3
Latest: August 30, 2007
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Jessica
August 24, 2007
# Msgs: 2
Latest: August 24, 2007
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Don't worry about what people think - they don't do it very often.
Hi there, not many "jokes" can be found on this page, so I post a quotation in the Title and a short one below. Hope you enjoy it -
[A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".]
I'm not a gold member so I can't initiate contact, but I would certainly like to learn French and Italian from you. Pls see my profile, cheers!
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Language pair: English; French
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Jessica
August 22, 2007
# Msgs: 1
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Me gustaria practicar mi ingles
Hola soy una chica española a la que le gustaría practicar su inglés, a cambio puedo enseñar español, tambien hablo francés.
Saludos
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Language pair: English; Spanish
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Angy d.
August 22, 2007
# Msgs: 3
Latest: August 30, 2007
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sule
August 20, 2007
# Msgs: 5
Latest: September 21, 2007
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seeking some help for improving my english with Chinese in return :-)
Hi Sisters and brothers, if you wanna learn Chinese, then I'll be very happy to give you a hand. ALso, I'd like to improve my english speaking or communicating skill, I'll be looking forward to anyone's response! (P.S sorry, i'm not a gold member :(
Thank you very much!
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Language pair: English;
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hesong
August 20, 2007
# Msgs: 1
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