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Re:joke of the day
I would be glad to improve my English! I'm from Munoch in GErmany.

Lisa kommt vom Einkauf wieder heim. Fragt ihre Mutter: Hast du gesehen ob der Metzger Schweinefüße hat?
Lisa: Nein, er hatte doch schuhe an!
:)

Language pair: English; German

Claudia
December 27, 2006

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Latest: December 27, 2006

Re:You want to speak spanish with me? I want to speak english with you!
hello Cisar!soy griega y new member!would like to help you with your english!i'm studying spanish less than a year,so...ayudame por favor!!!!:)

Language pair: Spanish; English

angelina
December 27, 2006

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Latest: December 29, 2006

Re:Re:You want to speak spanish with me? I want to speak english with you!
hola!can you tell me what means"kalimba de luna"?from the moment i've heard it,i can't get it off my mind!

Language pair: Spanish; English

angelina
December 26, 2006

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Latest: December 29, 2006

some russian jokes
hmm, the board's bout slang&jokes.. so here r few 'language' jokes in Russian:

-¿Ðß, ÚÐÚ ÞâÛØçØâì ×ÐÙæÐ Þâ ×ÐÙçØåØ?
-¾âÝÞáØèì Ò ßÞÛÕ, ÞâßãáÚÐÕèì. µáÛØ ßÞÑÕÖÐÛ - ×Ðïæ, ßÞÑÕÖÐÛÐ - ×ÐÙçØåÐ.

another one:
ºàÐâÚÞáâì - áÕáâàÐ âÐÛÐÝâÐ. ²ßàÞçÕÜ, ÔÛï ²Ðá - ßàÞáâÞ áÕáâàÐ.

anythin similar in Deutsch??)

Language pair: Russian; English

Anna
December 21, 2006

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Re:I want to make frieends for practice my english
yes maybe we can share together to improve our english.

Language pair: Malay (Bahasa Malaysia); English

Sri K.
December 20, 2006

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Latest: December 27, 2006

improve

i am not a gold member so connect me help me!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to improve english and i can teach bahasa malaysia

Language pair: Malay (Bahasa Malaysia); English

Sri K.
December 20, 2006

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Latest: April 29, 2007

I can teach you English,Chinese Mandarine and Cantonese, if you would like to teacher me Turkish
I can teach you English,Chinese Mandarine and Cantonese, if you would like to teacher me Turkish.
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin

Villian Z.
December 19, 2006

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Re:practice english with blitza from ven....
Why did the duck cross the rhode.

Because he did not want to be called a chicken.

Language pair: English; English

larisie s.
December 16, 2006

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Re:S'il vous plait aidez moi!
je peux vous aider . je suis egyptienne . et je parle l'anglee comme les ouissones.
si tu voudrais practiquer la langue englais avec moi avec plaiseier et moi la langue francaise

Language pair: English; English

mary j.
December 14, 2006

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Re:Recherche
hello i am egyptian and i am excelent in english
i would like to practice french with y or can teach y arabic
je voudrais etre miere dans la langue francaise et je voudrais quelqu'un qui est francais pour practiquer la langue avec il .
que 'est ce que tu penses?

Language pair: English; French

mary j.
December 14, 2006

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Latest: December 14, 2006

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