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Re:Re:Hello Fab!
Hi Oksana. My name is Guillem and I am very interested in to learn russian language. can you help me? " sposivo " in advance.
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Language pair: Russian; English
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Guillem À.
August 19, 2006
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Latest: August 19, 2006
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Re:need help
hi my names is maritza i want to learn else english and french i can speak spanish
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Language pair: Russian; English
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zaritma c.
August 17, 2006
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Latest: August 19, 2006
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word gender/Fishing
A frenchman and an American went on a fishing trip.
The American was a beginner of french, and the Frenchman was teaching him.
Anyway, on the trail, the American saw a bug to use for fishing bait. He tells his French friend - "Il y a une insecte."
The frenchman corrected him by saying - "Non, il y a UN instecte. Insecte est masculin."
The American looked really hard at the bug and says - "My god, monsieur! How can you tell? You must have really good eyesight!".
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Language pair: English; French
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David F.
August 15, 2006
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Re:Re:Holaa
hi my names is maritza i want to learn english for mi carrer i'm 16 years old and i'am study international business
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Language pair: Spanish; English
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zaritma c.
August 15, 2006
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Latest: August 15, 2006
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Re:Hey , do you want to learn Chinese?
Hello.
My name is Nastea. I am from Moldova. I love Chinese, but I can't speak it yet. My first lesson of Chinese will start in the following few days.
I wanted to express my admiration for your culture and traditions
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Language pair: English; French
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Anastasia G.
August 15, 2006
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Re:Re:cat joke
un, deux, trois, cat, sank
It seems only native English speakers find any joy here!
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Language pair: English; French
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derek
August 12, 2006
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Latest: August 12, 2006
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cat joke
JOKE
Once upon a time there was an English cat and a French cat. They decided to have a race across the English channel. The English cat was called 1,2,3 and the French cat was called un,deux,trois.
Which cat won the race and why??
Cat 1,2,3 won because un,deux,trois,quatre,cinq!
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Language pair: English; French
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derek
August 10, 2006
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Latest: August 12, 2006
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CIAO
hello my name is Renae i am a highschool student and i really want to improve on my Italian and hopefully help imporve on somones English... can an italian gold member please reply to me... Grazie
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Language pair: English; Italian
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Renae
August 10, 2006
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Hello..
I'm 20 year old boy in Turkey..
I want to develop my English and German..
So I'm finding friends who want to speak English or German or have questions about Turkish..
I'm not a gold member so I cannot contact you. If you are a gold member, please contact me.
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Language pair: Turkish; English
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Emre
August 10, 2006
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Feminist jokes from Sofia Casale--traslated
I found a great post with jokes in Spanish, which I thought I would take the liberty of translating for English-speakers. Sofia, if you read this, please correct me if I make any errors:
Chistes feministas: Feminist jokes
•¿En que se parece un hombre a un vestido de novia?... en que solo sirve una vez.
How is a man like a wedding dress? Because he’s useful only once.
•¿Cuáles son los tres enemigos de la mujer?... solteros, casados y viudos.
What are women’s three enemies? bachelors, married men, and old men
(Okay, so that’s not so funny – maybe it’s my translation….)
•¿En qué se parecen los ex-novios a las resacas?... son un mal necesario para pasarla bien.
How is an ex-lover like a hangover? It’s a necessary evil for getting well.
•¿En que se parecen los hombres a las cervezas?... en que del cuello para arriba solo tienen aire.
How are men like beers? From the neck up, there’s nothing but empty space.
•¿Por qué el hombre ladea la cabeza para pensar?... para que las unicas neuronas hagan contacto.
Why do men tilt their heads to the side when they think? So the remaining neurons will make contact.
Gracias, Sofia!
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Mark S.
August 3, 2006
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