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Want to find an native English to improve my English Speaking
Hi,

I have been in USA for 5 years. I always want to find an native English speaker to speak with.

I come from Beijing and speak Mandarin very well.

Hope we can help each other.

Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
Lixin Z.
November 7, 2005

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Learn more both
hey, hello i am new in this cite, i want someone who helps me with english, i know to speak spanish. byby

Language pair: English; Spanish
Elizabeth D.
October 29, 2005

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Latest: November 9, 2005
Re:Re:Chinese<--->
I can teach Chinese and I want to learn Polish or French or other languages

Language pair: English; All
mary h.
October 29, 2005

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Pls help me to learn Polish and I can teach Chinese or English
I want to learn Polish, and I can speak Chinese and English.So will be happy to talk with Polish who want to learn Chinese.

Mary

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
mary h.
October 27, 2005

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A Joke for Muriel
Hi Muriel,

Do you know "Knock-Knock" jokes?

"Knock-Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Control Freak"--[now you take the person by the arm and say excitedly]--"Now you say 'Control Freak Who?'!"

Definition: 'control freak' is slang for a neurotic person who has an anxiety and compulsion to control the behavior of other people.

Anyone in America knows how a "Knock-knock joke" goes. The person who answers repeats the person's name and says "N who?" But the control freak is afraid the other one does not know the response and so the control freak has to tell the other one what to do. Do you get it?

"Get it" means understand a joke. But the expression is also used to describe anyone who doesn't understand a fact that is plain to everyone else. "He just doesn't get it."

Can you translate the joke into French?

Or is there anyone who would like to translate it into Deutch or Italiano?

Mark



Language pair: English; French
Mark A.
October 22, 2005

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I can teach english and portuquese - I wanna learn german
I can teach english and portuquese - I wanna learn german...
Please contact me " awesomearmando _ 1 @ postmaster . co . uk"

Language pair: English; German
Armando D.
October 14, 2005

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Hi
Hi you, i don't exactly know what you have written in your profile but i do know that your native language is spanish and that english is one of your practice languages. please teach me spanish and i will make sure that you learn as much english as you want, yah? hola back. am 25 and female.

Language pair: English; English
eve
October 12, 2005

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Please help me learn Spanish...I'll teach ya English
Hei there, I am 25 and need to learn some Spanish before my brain cells burn out. Hola back won't you...I know too much English and will be more than glad to teach you. Look forward to this ;)

Language pair: English; All
eve
October 12, 2005

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Latest: October 20, 2005
Re:Re:Re:I want to learn English
I want to learn English
Hello!I'd like to learn English and I hope to make a friend with you .I'm a Chinese boy .I can teach you Chinese and you can teach me English .We can contact each other for improving our own languages.


Language pair: English; Chinese, Cantonese
David W.
October 10, 2005

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Latest: August 9, 2009
Can i help you to learn Arabic?
Hi everyone!
i m Dina from Morocco.i speak arabic and i m looking to learn more english and french.
i m a regular member.
please contact me.

Language pair: Arabic, Moroccan; English
dina s.
October 10, 2005

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