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Para quienes hablan o estudian español
Sapanish course for English speakers
(se debe leer en voz alta, si no no tiene gracia)
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner.
. N L C John = en el sillón = in the armchair.
. Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat, old man.
. This s poor as stunt air e us = dices puras tonterías = you're saying stupid things.
. S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kinda sad.
. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the small rags.
. Desk can saw = descanso = rest.
. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
.The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = silly stuff.
. See eye = si hay = yes there is.
. T n s free o? = tienes frío? = are you cold?
. pair done = perdón
. L gatt e tow = el gatito
. Ten go sap at toss eat tall e an oz = tengo zapatos italianos
. Be goat tess the ran chair o = bigotes de ranchero
. S taz b n gore dough = estás bien gordo
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Language pair: Spanish; English
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american version
August 8, 2004
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Latest: October 22, 2004
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Spanish Basic level --Un chiste de Gallegos
¿Porqué los gallegos ponen una bolsa con azúcar debajo de la almohada cuando van a dormir?
Respuesta: Para tener un dulce sueño
=Why the people from Galicia put one bag with sugar under the pillow when they are going to sleep?
Answer: In order to have a sweet dream
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Language pair: Spanish; English
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maryjaponte l.
July 4, 2004
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Re:Error Messages
Lady T, you are absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Milli
May 20, 2004
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Re:Mental Challenge
Hi LadyT,
These jokes are hilarious and really good.... thanks for sharing them.
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Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Milli
May 20, 2004
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long q.
May 4, 2004
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Another Dumb Blonde
i'm a chinese girl who wants to learn english by heart and practice a lot. i'd like to help anyone who wants to learn chinese.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister!I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
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Language pair: Chinese, Mandarin; English
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joanna h.
March 23, 2004
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Re:I am...
I loved that one!
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Language pair: English; All
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David
March 7, 2004
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Re:Re:Tommy's Mom
George might been the Mom's name! ;))
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Language pair: English; Japanese
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Katia
February 18, 2004
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Pirate
Pirate goes into a bar, he's got a wooden leg, an eye-patch, a hook for a hand.
The barman sez - Wow, Jonny what happened to you? last time I saw you, a year ago, you looked in better shape!
"Well, lost me leg in a sea battle - other ship fired a cannon-ball, took me leg clean off. Just got fixed up with that and went back to pirating - this scabby sailor chop me hand off with his sword.
"so what about the eye-patch?"
" a bird sh*t in me eye!"
"but how can that be so serious"?
"it was my first day since I'd put the hook on my hand"
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Language pair: English; All
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Jerry G.
February 11, 2004
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Re:Blondes
That was great!!! I'm blonde and I laugh the hardest at the blonde jokes... still good to hear one go the other way!!
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Language pair: English; Arabic, Egyptian
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Theresa
January 31, 2004
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