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Re:i want eo make friend here and learn english and french,can you help me?
what is ur native language?, i can tech u englush and id u can talk hebrew then u cal help me

Language pair: French; English

Razz E.
September 8, 2009

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Latest: December 4, 2009

Re:i want eo make friend here and learn english and french,can you help me?
hey, i want to make here friend to.
i lean english mainly .
And i speak french, so i can help you if you want and we can help together for the english

Language pair: French; English

virginie
September 7, 2009

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Latest: December 4, 2009

i want eo make friend here and learn english and french,can you help me?
hi,everyone,i am optimistic girl,love laugh and joking,make friend with me will you?

Language pair: French; English

Wang L.
September 6, 2009

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Latest: December 4, 2009

Re:please can some one practice english speaking with me
Hi ! I speak English. My name is Jon. Please tell me about yourself.

Language pair: French; English

Jonny P.
September 4, 2009

# Msgs: 3
Latest: September 4, 2009

please can some one practice english speaking with me
Hello every body
I needto speak english fluently, can some one help me
I speak arabic and frensh and I can teach them to you

Language pair: French; English

btissam e.
September 1, 2009

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Latest: September 4, 2009

Re:JOKE - WITZ -
Hallo Stauz,

Des éléphants, une piscine mais pas de souris.
Voici une blague : un peu gore, je l'avoue ...

Deux femelles éléphants sont à la piscine.
L'une saute dans l'eau pendant que l'autre reste au bord :
- Hé tu fais quoi, viens te baigner !
- Je n'peux pas, j'ai mes règles.
- C'est pas grave, fais comme moi, mets un mouton !

As tu compris ? Brauchst du ein bisschen Hilfe ?

Tchuss. Maria.

Language pair: German; French

Maria
August 28, 2009

# Msgs: 2
Latest: August 28, 2009

French JOKE (do you like it ?)
Dieu créa l'univers et il vit que c'était beau.
Dieu créa la Terre et il vit que c'était beau.
Dieu créa la nature et il vit que c'était beau.
Dieu créa les animaux et il vit que c'était beau.
Dieu créa l'homme et il vit que c'était beau.
Dieu créa la femme et il se dit:

- Bof... Elle se maquillera...

Language pair: French; - Other -

Maria
August 28, 2009

# Msgs: 1

french-russian/chinese/english exchange
Hey, are there anybody who are living in Russia?
I am 23-years old girl living in Moscow and willing to learn French! In exchange I can help you with your Russian or English/Chinese as well :)

Language pair: Russian; French

Ksenia
August 26, 2009

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Re:aider moi a parler francais
Salut Djamel,
As-tu trouve l'aide voulue pour ameliorer ton Français ?
Je peux t'aider et en echange, j'aimerais apprendre le kabyle.
Merci !

Language pair: French; French

Gwennaelle
August 22, 2009

# Msgs: 4
Latest: August 22, 2009

JOKE - WITZ -
An elephant and a mouse in the swimming pool:
Mouse: "Just finish your drink and let's go!"

Ein Elefant und eine Maus sitzen im Swimming Pool:
Maus: "Trink aus und gehen wir!"

I hope that it's a little bit funny - if not, I'm sure that I didn't correctly express the joke.

Lovely Greetings from Austria

Language pair: German; French

Stauz -.
August 20, 2009

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Latest: August 28, 2009

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