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Discussion: nothing gan ni nei,little zhi bai, Too much lanjiao

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nothing gan ni nei,little zhi bai, Too much lanjiao
In my country,most of the cook in restaurant are chinese ,who speak a little native language.One day one villager come to town and go into restaurant and order one plate of fry noddle.People living in town understand some chinese,but villagers don't understand chinese even a word. While looking the cook frying noddle,the villager said,"put too much noodle". cook say yes. Then villager say" put much meat" .cook say yes but not happy.and then villager say put much sausage and eggs,don't put much soy sauce,not much fish sauce,....this and that. cook become angry and shout" gan ni nei zhi bai, lan jiao" Not knowing the meaning the villager say.'don,t put gan ni nei,but put little zhibai and much lanjiao."
if joke is rude and dirty, excuse me.But it was really happen in front of me.we have to laugh,and share you all.

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nyo
khin maung

April 6, 2011

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180086
Re:nothing gan ni nei,little zhi bai, Too much lanjiao
hmmmmm,a joke...but,excuse me,what does 'gan ni nei,zhi bai,lanjiao'mean?I don't understand...could you tell me ?Btw,I am chinese....

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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Lily
April 8, 2011

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180093
Re:Re:nothing gan ni nei,little zhi bai, Too much lanjiao
SORRY FOR NOT EXPLAINING THE WORDS BECAUSE IT IS NOT POLITE TO TELL IN PUBLIC.BUT U CAN NOT ENJOY THIS JOKE IF U DON'T UNDERSTAND.I WILL EXPLAIN.I THINK THIS USAGE CAN HEAR ONLY INSOUTHERN PART OF CHINA.
GAN NI NEI=MAKE LOVE YOUR GRANDMA
ZHIBAI = FEMALE GENITAL
LANJIAO =MALE GENITAL

Language pair: English; Chinese, Mandarin
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nyo
khin maung

April 8, 2011

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