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POST OFFICE STEAL MONEY.youju tou cheng(FOR LI LI)
ONE DAY,A POST OFFICE RECEIVE A LETTER ON WHICH NO STAMP WAS FIXED AND ADDRESSING TO GOD IN UN NEAT HAND WRITING.
you yi tian,yi ge youju shou dao le yi feng meiyou youpiao de xin.xinfeng shang xie le bu piaoliand de zi"song dao lao tian"
IN THE LETTER MENTION,AN OLDE LADY IN TROUBLE,BECAUSE HER SAVING MONEY 100 $STOLEN BY THE THIEF.THAT IS ALL MONEY WHAT SHE POSSESS AND SHE WILL BE IN DEEP WATER THE WHOLE MONTH FOR EATING.SO REQUEST GOD FOR HELP.
xin limian xie,yi ge lao nei nei you mafang yinwei ta de cheng100 quai bei tou le.lai yi ge yue you mafang mei you cheng mei donxi chi.soyi ta qing lao tian bang ge mang.
POST OFFICE MASTER OPEN UP ENVELOPE AND READ.HE FEEL PITY AND COLLECT DONATION FROM STUFF AND GOT 96$.
youju leandao renda kai xin feng du le xin.ta tong qinglao nei nei.ta qing gongzuo ren bang ge mang.shou dao 96 yuan.
POST OFFICE MASTER SEND MONEY TO OLD LADY.
youju leandao ren song le zhe ge cheng dao lao nei nei.
AFTER ONE WEEK LATER,POST OFFICE RECEIVE A LETTER ADDRESSING TO GOD. IN THE LETTER...."THANK YOU GOD.RECEIVE MONEY YOU SENT,BUT NOT FULL 100 DOLLAR,SHORT 4 DOLLAR.MAY BE POST OFFICE STUFF STEAL.
yi ge yue yi hou,youju shou dao yi feng xin tizhi dao lao tian.,xin limian shuo.......
"xie xie lao tian.shou dao ni song de cheng.danshi bushi 100 quai, cha le 4 yuan.
kennenshi youju ren tou de.
DEAR LI LI.zhe ge gushi dui le ne wo tebie xie de,ne ye xie yi zhi hua dui wo zhe li(JOKE SECTION).wo bu hui xie hang zi.piyin ye cha.wo ye mei you gold member,yue duo xie yue duo zhidao ge.(THE MORE WE WRITE THE MORE WE KNOW EACH OTHER).
BTW HOW YOU TRANSLATE "DONATION" IN CHINESE.
ALL ENGLISH,CHINESE SPEAKING FRIENDS PLEASE CORRECT MY ENGLISH AND CHINESE.THANK YOU.
NYO
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Re:POST OFFICE STEAL MONEY.youju tou cheng(FOR LI LI)
HI THERE,MY NAME IS "NYO" GUTEN TAG!!
I TRANSLATE REFERENCE JOKE INTO GERMAN.GERMAN SPEAKING FRIENDS PLEASE CORRECT MY GERMAN.
EINES TAGES JEDE POST BEKOMMT EINE BRIEF WELSCHES OHNE BRIEFMERKE,ADRESSIEREN NACH GOTT,UNNEAT GESCHRIEBEN.
IN DIE BRIEFE SCHREIBT,EINE ALTE GROZZMUTTER(OMA) BEFINDEN SCHWIERIGKEITEN
WEIL IHRE EINSPARRUNG GELD 100 MARK GESTOLEN HABEN.DAS IST ALLES WAS IHR BESITZ. KOMMENDEN MONAT IHR HAT KEIN GELD DAS ESSEN ZU KAUFEN.ALSO BITTE GOTT ZU HELFEN.
POST MEISTER OFFNEN BRIEF DAN LESE.IHR GEFULT SCHADE FUR ALTE OMA.IHR BITTE STOFF,SAMMELN GABE UND BEKOMT 96 MARK.POST MEISTER SENDEN DIESES GELD NACH ALTE OMA.
EINA WOCHE PASSIERT,POST BEKOMT EINE BRIEF ADRESSIEREN NACH GOTT.IN DER BRIEF......
"DANKE SCHON GOTT.ICH BEKOME DAS GELD IHR GESENT HABEN, ABER NICHT VOLL 100 MARK SONDERN 96 MARK.WEINIGER4 MARK. ES KONNEN GESTOLEN HABEN VON POST STOFF.
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Re:POST OFFICE STEAL MONEY.youju tou cheng(FOR LI LI)
DEAR ELENA FROM RUSSIA,
I TRANSLATE REFERENCE JOKE IN GERMAN.PLEASE CORRECT MY GERMAN.
"NYO" FROM "BURMA"
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