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Re:contact me
HELLO EVERYBODY I NEED A GOOD BED JOKE AND ANYONE WHO HAVE A GOOD
IDEOLOGY ABOUT HUMANITY CAN WRITE TO ME AND ALSO TO OUR CLUB.

Language pair: English; English
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ArchivedMember
August 22, 2003

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18344
Check this joke
God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to
sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only
20 years"
God granted his wish.
...........................................................

God created the dog

and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30
years.
You will be a dog. " The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
...........................................................

God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch
doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey
answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
...........................................................

Finally God created man
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the
earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the
animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very
little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
...........................................................

And since then, man lives 20 years as a man,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then whe n his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Is'nt (or is) it?


Language pair: Urdu; English
This is a reply to message # 18030
Abdul
Basit

August 30, 2003

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18899
Re:contact me
I would like to help you improve your English in exchange for some lessons in Urdu. I have good friends from Pakistan and I would like to be able to communicate with them in their native tongue.

Thanks!

Language pair: English; Urdu
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ArchivedMember
September 11, 2003

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