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A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling by Mark Twain
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling by Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped
to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer
be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained
would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2
might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the
same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with
"i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with
Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or
so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the
maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th"
rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi
wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking
werld.


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Dmitry
Lekhanov

October 7, 2003

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Re:A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling by Mark Twain
that is so clever. is it actually a mark twain thing?
~jeannette~

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January 23, 2004

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Re:A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling by Mark Twain
This so totally makes me think about the Balkan countries and their language/spelling/name of language situation so tied to politics. Very clever indeed. Is this really something by MT?

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January 27, 2004

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