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amusing but a little long
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just a stranger asking for a push" he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining like hell out there!" "Well, you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on the freeway and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark. "Hello - are you still there?" "Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing" the man replies.
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| 21252 |
Re:amusing but a little long
It is a terrific joke which surprises the readers.
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Re:amusing but a little long
This is a great joke. Thank you! I've already shared it with friends. :)
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Re:amusing but a little long
That's a great joke Bridget! Multumesc!
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Re:amusing but a little long
That was funny.... I enjoyed your joke and tomorrow I pass it on to the other guys at work, I think they'll enjoy as much as i did.
Larry
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Re:amusing but a little long
I like very much your joke.
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