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Jokes in Swedish - and explanations
Vad heter Finlands värsta bärplockare?
Svar: Maski Hallonen

Explanation: What's the name of the worst berry picker in Finland?

Maski Hallonen sounds like a very Finnish name. And it translates to Worms (mask) in (i) the raspberries (hallonen).

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Varför smyger norrmännen runt på apoteket?
Svar: De vill inte väcka sömntabletterna

Translation: Why do the Norweigans sneak around in the drug store?
Answer: They don't want to wake up the sleeping pills

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Lilla Per frågar sin mamma:
- Mamma, vad är det för skillnad på tjejer och killar?
- Kom ska jag visa dej. Ta av min kjol.
- Ja, mamma.
- Ta av min blus.
- Ja, mamma.
- Ta av min underkjol.
- Ja, mamma.
- Ta av min BH.
- Ja, mamma.
- Ta av mina trosor.
- Ja, mamma.
- Okej, nu vet du. Det här ska väl lära dej att inte ha på mina kläder...

Explanation: The kid asks his mother what difference it is between boys and Girls. The mother then proceeds to tell her son to take off her skirt, her blouse, her bra and so on. And in the end, she says "Okay, now you know. This will teach you to not wear my clothes"

Language pair: Swedish; All

Julia
Waffles
August 2, 2016

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