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A dog's life
Dog Experiences Best Day Of His Live For 400th
Consecutive Day
SANTEE, CA: Family dog Loki experienced the best day of
his life for the 400th straight day Monday, the black
Labrador retriever reported. "I got to go outside! I
got to sniff the bush!" Loki said, wagging excitedly.
"I saw a squirrel and I barked at it and it ran up the
tree! Then I came back inside, and the smoky-smelling
tall man let me have a little piece of bacon and then
I drank from the toilet!" Loki will experience the
best day of his life once again tomorrow, when he digs
a hole, chews on a slipper, and almost catches his
tail.

Language pair: English; All

Mark
Springer
February 18, 2005

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