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Send me a joke in your language, please.
I am collecting jokes in different languages. Write the joke in your native language and give a translation in English. I would prefer a 'traditional', culturally bound jokes and not sexual ones. All languages are welcome!
The jokes may be used in a book later.
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Language pair: English; Spanish
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Re:Send me a joke in your language, please.
Hi kristina Here are two: (spanish-english)
Un policía detiene a un transeúnte y le dice:
- A ver, usted, deme su nombre.
- ¡Sí, claro! ¡Y entonces cómo me llamo yo?
A policeman detains a transient and says to him:
"Let's see, you, give me your name."
"Yeah, right! And then what would I call myself?!"
Hay tres clases de personas:
las que saben contar y las que no.
There are three kinds of people:
those who know how to count, and those who don't.
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Re:Send me a joke in your language, please.
Advice for "Kid"
¡¡¡¡A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
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