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porque al mar lo llaman azul??
hola amigos la otraz me encontre con un amigo de norteamerica que esta aprendiendo español y me dijo: danittsa tu sabes poruqe al mar lo llaman azul?-yo respondi-NO- y me dijo poruqe los pecesitos dicen BLU-BLU-BLU-BLU =) un poco tonto no? pero ahi esta jejeje.

Language pair: German; English
Dhanittsa M.
June 22, 2007

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Re:i want to learn Vietname language, pleaes help me
Hello! My name's Travis and I'm from the U.S. Two of the languages that I speak are English and Vietnamese. So if you want to contact me, then go ahead!

Note: Just tell me which language you'd like to learn. My English is MUCH better than my Vietnamese, just so you know.

Language pair: English; Vietnamese
Travis
June 21, 2007

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Latest: June 21, 2007
Spanish Pun
Hey you guys! About a month or so ago, I learned a funny Spanish pun! (Actually, I discovered this myself.)

"Yo quiero tocar la piano."

It means, "I want to play the piano," but it literally translates to "I want to touch the piano."

I just found this so funny!!!

Pianist: *plays the piano*
Me: Mmm...yo quiero tocar la piano...
Piantist: Okay then. *gets off seat*
Me: *touches the side of the piano*
Pianist: ?
Me: Okay, I'm done.

Isn't that funny??? (Or is it just me?)

Language pair: English; Spanish
Travis
June 21, 2007

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Latest: June 24, 2007
Re:i learn French
I can if you want

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; English
Florian M.
June 20, 2007

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Latest: June 20, 2007
Re:Re:Bonjour
Hello jessie,

How are you? By the way My name is Noor Mohammed, i am from Dubai, i am 32 years old. I can speak English fluently and my interest is to learn french. I hope we can help each other. If you are interested please initiate a contact. Thank you, Bye :-))

Language pair: French; English
Noor M.
June 20, 2007

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Latest: June 20, 2007
Re:Re:someone wanna talk?
I want be your friend. Mi name is Mario and I am argentine. I want to improve my English. Can you help me? Thanks.

Language pair: Portuguese; English
Mario F.
June 19, 2007

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Latest: June 26, 2007
Re:Hello
call me.I can help you

Language pair: Chinese, Cantonese; English
Victor
June 16, 2007

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Latest: June 16, 2007
I want to learn other Indian languages
Hi Brothers,

I am from one of the most beatiful, ancient, classical language of the world "TAMIL", actually it's correct pronounciation is "TAMIZH". I did say that because "ZH" is very special in "TAMIZH".

So I am good @ "TAMIZH" & "ENGLISH" who likes to learn my brother's languages first. I mean "TELUGU", "KANNADA", "HINDI" & "MALAYALAM". I am looking for male friends.

I can initiate the contact with U, after becoming a gold member. But before that I need to ensure that I have atleast a worthy friend who accepts my invitation, so money spending for this will be usefull to me. So any body who accept me as a friend after looking my profile, please reply me to this message on bulletin board itself.

Language pair: Tamil; English
Dhinagar v.
June 16, 2007

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i want to learn Vietname language, pleaes help me
Dear..Sir
i am Thai . I like to study the vietnam language ,and English,. I live in Bangkok of thailand.If you want to learn thai language, I help you ,and please help me too.

Language pair: English; Vietnamese
Worakan K.
June 15, 2007

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Latest: June 21, 2007
i learn French
hi all . i learn french and o=i would like to have freinds or anybody to help me to inmprove it.. I speak Arabic and English if any bosy interest?

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; English
ashwaq h.
June 15, 2007

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Latest: June 20, 2007
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